Old habits die hard with a vengeance, as they say in English & in cinema classics. It has been a very long time since I’ve updated this blog & couldn’t even remember how to use this keyboard when I sat down to write. After many painstaking hours of relearning how to type, I bring you, dear best friends, a blog update to restart my blog updates on this great blog everyone loves to visit. Come along!Read More »
Valentine’s Day is literally around the corner! & what better way to let your loved one know you care about him/her than buying this person a greeting card to express your sentiment in a whimsical way?! There is only one better way: by getting a greeting card that’s blank inside so you can write something heartfelt.
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!Read More »
WEEK 36 OF 2013
It’s been a while, as we say to each other. A lot of stuff has happened, but a lot of stuff always happens. Even in moments of external stasis there are worlds being created & destroyed internally each second. I have plumbed the depths of my understanding of the subject of creativity. I have questioned the very boundaries of my universe & then flipped the universe over to see if it was made in China (it was, but that’s not surprising). But I did notice one thing in all these weeks of interior fieldwork & little output. As a creator, if you’re going through something significant & not writing anything down you’re losing touch with who you are.Read More »
This week’s episode of You Guys are My Friends: The Podcast is a five-alarm SMILER!!! Join Nacho Nova & his friend Steven Traumbaum as the dopey veil of intellectualism is lifted & the two tackle the rarely discussed topic of sex! Additional topics of conversation include Evil Dead, our weekly Cockroach News segment, a classic Steven dream sequence, & improvised jammin’ throughout. Come along!Read More »
WEEK 25 of 2013
Hey folks. A million things are happening. For sure this is a constant, but when there is a shift from drifting to enacting you start to get a sense of your own power as a human & pick up the pace (alternately: pick up the Old El Paso). If I were a musical act, this would be when I start touring small clubs across the state in a beat up old van. But I am not a musical act, I am a poorly socialized moody introvert artist who sends out dense missives on his overheating old computer. Check out the stuff I’m doing before I sell out/die!!
When I was in high school there used to be this thing called AOL Instant Messenger. There also used to be this thing called AOL, which was short for America Online, one of the ways people got on the internet, which was gas-powered in those days. Anyhow, there was this robot some people programmed called SmarterChild, who you could message & it could vaguely respond to you. I got way more of a kick out of it than was rational, but these were simpler times. The following is a random conversation I had with the robot one day in 2003, when I was 19. I’ve posted this conversation in its entirety, as a historical encapsulation of what it was to be witnessing the decline of meaningful human interaction at the turn of the century.Read More »
My newest thing (an Andy Warhol-style pop art Maruchan Cup of Noodles poster) is available in my online shop now with a discount for readers of this blog/my social networks!Read More »
An absurd moment with an electric Christopher Walken becomes indelible in this trip down “mammary lane.”Read More »